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teachers: so what did you do during winter break?

me: stay up till 4am blogging and crying about tv shows and fictional characters

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mom: do you have a boyfriend
me: um yeah
mom: does he exist
me: obviously
mom: does he know you exist
me: not yet

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 someone walks into me in the hallway at school
me: sorry
them: 
me: fucking slut

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everyone: it's just a book

you: YOU KNOW NOTHING

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gogogadjetpenis: like 75% of my followers never like or reblog any of my posts they’re just sitting there watching

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in honor of 2011 i have wasted the final day of 2011 just like how i wasted every other day in 2011

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me: did it hurt?
mom: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
mom: 

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Band member: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Band member: *laughs*
Me: *laughs* 
Band member: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Band member: What?
Me: What?
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Band member: 
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster. 
Band member: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: Poster.
Band member: But - 
Me: Poster.